Category : Fiction
Editor : Profile Books
ISBN : 9781847659026
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 135
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It doesn't matter if you're a caveman, a time traveller or a regular person. Sooner or later, someone's going to break your heart. The sketches in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and - if you've ever been in love - all too familiar. From the invisible man stalking his ex, to Sherlock Holmes' only blind spot, The Last Girlfriend on Earth is always enchanting, often sweet, though occasionally awkward. Just like love itself. 'The Last Girlfriend On Earthis silly, surreal, sometimes sad and always laugh-out-loud funny. This collection will have you giggling/crying/squirming in recognition, and wondering what exactly Simon Rich has eaten to dream all this stuff up ... pulls off the tough trick of being both heart-warming and hilarious - it's a must-read if you've ever so much as had a crush on someone' Heat 'Pithy, occasionally bonkers' Time Out 'Truly hilarious' Eva Wiseman, Observer

Category : Fiction
Editor : Little, Brown
ISBN : 9780316536691
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
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Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the award-winning “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying not to be one. Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet. Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap,” a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad.” Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.

Category : Family & Relationships
Editor : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN : 1495200841
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 142
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Countless men are desperate to meet a kinky and dominant woman, or a "domme." But it is hard! Most submissive men have to work very hard to find the kinky, dominant woman of their dreams. Written by a dominant woman and a submissive with years of shared experiences, this book is a practical, step-by-step guide for greatly increasing your chances of finding the woman you seek. In Section 1, the book explores your desires, fears, hopes and expectations. Section 2 explores how you can build on this knowledge to develop an effective profile and online presence which gets you noticed, (in a good way.) Section 3 takes it a step further, looking at what kinds of events you can attend and what you can hope to find there. Section 4 places the magnifying glass over the process of dating itself, providing tips and strategies for how you should approach getting to know a kinky and dominant woman. Based on hard won experience as well as detailed research on the experiences of many kinky people who have braved the singles kink scene, this book is the ideal companion guide for the submissive man who seeks to find the dominant woman of his dreams.

Category : Fiction
Editor : Reagan Arthur Books
ISBN : 9780316219402
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 224
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In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine's Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.

Category : Fiction
Editor : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9780743247221
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 216
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A totalitarian regime has ordered all books to be destroyed, but one of the book burners suddenly realizes their merit.

Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Editor : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN : 9781427086532
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 314
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What is your true purpose in life? What do women really want? What makes a good lover? If you're a man reading this, you've undoubtedly asked yourself these questionsbut you may not have had much luck answering them. Until now. In The Way of the Superior Man David Deida explores the most important issues in men's livesfrom career and family to women and intimacy to love and spiritualityto offer a practical guidebook for living a masculine life of integrity, authenticity, and freedom. Join this bestselling author and internationally renowned expert on sexual spirituality for straightforward advice, empowering skills, body practices, and more to help you realize a life of fulfillment, immediately and without compromise.

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ISBN : 1523462701
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 90
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Single again at age fifty one after over twenty five years in a relationship meant it had been an era since Elise had been 'dating'. The ways and means of finding a new man, mate, a lover had changed vastly in those years. As had she and her needs.This is one woman's experiences of seeking a man via internet dating. It is her dating dairy: smiles, tears, warts and all. Be prepared to be laughing, crying, shocked even. There are no shades of grey in this book just the stark black and white of how it was.

Category : Fiction
Editor : The Porcupine's Quill
ISBN : 9780889844353
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 180
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In Seeking Shade, ordinary situations are imbued with extraordinary emotion as women and men explore identity and independence, navigate complicated relationships and confront the fallibility of mind and body. A reckless young woman dances through the Second World War—and through the lives of many a man in uniform. A graduate student considers a popular film and revisits a past tragedy as she watches flames devour her apartment building. A hardworking man struggles to come to grips with his own helplessness at three stages of enforced quietude. A wife and mother questions her health—and her sanity—when she is plagued by phantom pains and visions of ghostly twins. Through these and other stories, Frances Boyle leaves readers with a retinal impression, ‘a shadow left by a flash’, reminding us that the ways we communicate—through art, through literature, through dance, through performances theatrical and otherwise—shape our lives and the stories that we tell.

Category : Fiction
Editor : Profile Books
ISBN : 9781782830801
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 248
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Having skewered the problems of falling in and out of love in The Last Girlfriend on Earth, Simon Rich's next book is another subject we can all relate to: parents and their kids. From the perils of raising an actual monster in Manhattan - it's pretty hard to find teachers who really understand the talents of a five-year-old with horns and a taste for blood - to Sell Out, the story of Simon's ancestor, returned to life decades after an industrial accident involving pickling brine, these stories are inventive, witty and sometimes a bit too much like real life.

Category : Fiction
Editor : AtRandom
ISBN : 9780679647171
Type : PDF, Epub and Kindle
Language : en
Views : 208
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Men Seeking Women: Love and Sex On-line is an exciting and original collection of new short fiction by men about men seeking women, and women seeking men in the digital age. The Internet revolution has altered the look of the traditional relationship. Through e-mail correspondence, chat room chats, and message board postings, the manner in which we meet and mate has drastically changed. While the search for love is a timeless one, how and where we look has never been more a sign of the digital times. Here, ten talented storytellers offer thoroughly contemporary portraits of relationships in the world of new media and high technology in chat rooms, porn sites and other on-line realms. Men Seeking Women is a fresh and unconventional look at the cyber-landscape of love, sex, and companionship.